When there's a royal wedding, you can bet that there will be pretty weird souvenirs.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are getting married in just a few days, and the whole world is in a Royal Wedding frenzy. As expected, savvy businesspeople are capitalizing on the much-anticipated occasion by offering royal wedding memorabilia.
Here are some noteworthy royal wedding memorabilia that have caught our eye.
What better way to commemorate a wedding than with a "sumptuous new condom"? This hilarious keepsake is presented in a souvenir case that plays a musical arrangement of "God Save the Queen" and "The Star-Spangled Banner". Truly patriotic.
Price: £10 (S$18), or 3 for the price of 2 (£20 or S$36). Get them here.
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will probably jet off in a British-made vintage car, like Prince William and Kate Middleton did before them. But MINI recently released a special-edition car celebrating the Royal Wedding. Featuring a bespoke graphic print that combines elements of the UK's Union Jack flag and the American Stars and Stripes.
Personalised elements can also be found all over the car, such as the signal indicators embellished with the initals "M" and "H". When the car door is opened, the indicators project the words "Just married" on the ground. Pretty extra, huh?
Price: Up for public auction. Proceeds will go to The Children's HIV Association, a charity chosen by the couple.
Luxury gift company Goldgenie is selling 24K iPhones that one Gizmodo writer has called "the most garish royal wedding memorabilia that I have ever seen". At £1,798.50, you get a gold iPhone complete with an apple made of diamonds.
Don't have £1,798.50 to spare? For those of you on a budget, Goldgenie is also offering a version of the phone without the diamond-encrusted apple for the low, low price of £1,548.50!
Turn heads at the beach or poolside with these one-piece swimsuits bearing Harry and Meghan's faces. Available in 8 sizes, from XS to 4XL.
Price: £28.00 (S$50), available here.
Prince Harry and Meghan are inviting thousands of commoners to witness this grand occasion. Those of us without an invitation can settle for life-size cutouts of the happy pair, available on Amazon.
Price: $59.95 (S$108), available here.
Plenty of Royal family fans will be celebrating the Royal Wedding with their own shindigs, and what's a party without party masks. Sure, these masks are creepy AF, but they're
Price: £5.99 (S$11), available here.
Yorkshire sausage maker HECK has jumped on the Royal Wedding with these sweet ginger and American mustard flavoured pork sausages. Get it?
Price: £2 (S$3) per 400g pack, available here.
Would you buy any of these weirdest royal wedding memorabilia?
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